24 tweet drafts

• is paul mccartney dead or no?
• lol u know that song 'knock you down', think i know every word, fkn dumb
• what if 2ppl spin around w eyes closed then walk silently in w/e directions for 1 minute then yell to find eo all w eyes closed, wud b cute
• nutella on my shirt jk i think i stole this shirt from my brother
• steal shirts from ur brother if u dont have a bf to steal shirts from, idk
• saw man playing solitaire on subway and thought 'thats my boy'
• was standing for 7 hrs straight and now im standing in the subway so fuck u to everyone here rn
• man next to me on subway platform is playing videos w people doing scary screams, feel afraid a little bit, want to go home, wna cry
• customers keep pronouncing cookie dough like cookie duff, lol, what
• had thought about how i can see how young girls are attracted to rly (rly) old guys, but that its 'just not for me'
• fuckin, gayass girlfriends with their gayass boyfriends
• fuckin, gayass girlfriends with their gayass girlfriends
• fuckin, gayass boyfriends with their gayass boyfriends
• woke up
• wanted to smile but my face was too tired so my lips just closed tighter together &i fell asleep a lil &started dreamin bout wantin to smile
• in and out of sleep, during last lil sleep i dreamt a lady told me the secret to using public bathrooms, then showed me how she wets tp in the sink and wipes entire buttcheeks
• THIS LADYS THROAT IS LIKE THROBBING LIKE BUG PULSE. FROG
• when will i shower today,
• realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly want bagel and lox
• wna write something beautiful for u, no, wna just be something beautiful for u, think real things, idk, i hate this tweet
• CAN I HAVE IT LIKE THAT U GOT IT LIKE THAT CAN I HAVE IT LIKE THAT U GOT IT LIKE THAT CAN I HAVE IT LIKE THAT U GOT IT LIKE THAT CAN I HAVE
• just want songs that repeat same thing over and over in a good voice, 'lol damn, lol damn, lol damn', etc, os
• NOW THAT U GOT IT WHAT U GON DO ABOUT IT HAVE I TWEETED THIS BEFORE THINK SO NVM
• whats up..everyone..im doing p good..sorry..