39 tweet drafts

• gna let u guys know every time im sweating bad. im sweating bad

• apartment just started smelling like pot, whos just smoking in this nice persons apartment, v disrespectful

• this whiskey is pretty bad, shoulda just got beer

• feel so good

• im just awake again, feel like this night happened in many parts, broken up by me face down in bed, im gna be tired when i start this day

• this big bed is wasted space every time u dont sleep in it w me, so, cmon

• keep myself in check by forced remembrance of other times i was single and it was just shitty but like, doable

• @alicemaaay ;^*

• farted and midfart got worried someone was in the room, but im definitely alone

• past 2 days thought things about being done with twitter, maybe

• a lot of people staring at shampoos trying to decide, just like me, wer doing this

• wheres..the womens shampoo..

• caught myself staring at a lil black girl w big/loud personality on the subway, thinking like, shes like a big person, in a lil body

• i think this lil girls mom is a teen mom, idc im just sayin

• subway conductor gave me the peace sign and raised his eyebrows at me a few times really fast, i smiled and nodded

• looked up the word 'stocky' and nodded that thats a body type im not in2 rly. theres a stocky guy stayin in my apt, nice guy

• kept thinking word 'witnessed' when i witnessed ~3yo girl cling 2 moms hip, like totally off the ground, while mom ran down stairs 2 subway

• positive feedback on me opening a can of beans, thanks, how do i do well at something that means something

• our wifi network just isnt available anymore............................................

• im sick of u little girl and boy groups all u do is annoy me so i have been sent in here to destroy u- me

• i want to care about all the parts of someone that no one else thinks about

• i want to fill in every gap u feel until future gaps become exciting to u

• woman sneezed and said excuse me really angrily, i said bless u very quietly and she said thank you ma'am v loud

• think i just got called ma'am for the first time in an unprofessional setting. fuck that

• subway announcer is beat boxing maybe

• people are generally being nice this morning, id like to get home and brush my teeth

• eyeliner smeared on my face, teeth&hair not brushed, phone alarm just went off on the bus so im getting a lot of dirty looks and feelin good

• every once in a while i look up into the black part of my phone right above the screen and see my reflection staring at this fucking screen

• its like, im sure if i wanted someone to just have sex with that would not be hard to find, theres lots of people, and

• test2see if i think sum1s attractive: picture him lying in bed next to me, is it realistic, imagine favoriting his tweets, is it genuine

• having gchat on my phone seems like a really bad thing to have, its like

• maggiely sittin here, maggiely being lazy

• thought 'i just want to be mean' while staring at twitter

• im cooking some pizza, waiting for australian guest to go out so i can have my computer back for the nite, hes cool, just want the computer

• watched about 5 minutes of where the wild things are with australian guest and then got hungry and also got wifi back

• on okcupid

• boys pee loud

• is okcupid safe, do i contact boys or wait for them to contact me, hows this work, this feels bad

• i hate this

• u know..about ethan hawke..or what